Here is the master post with all of the current ones together in one spot! Thank you guys for the support!
Stop stealing my lines!
This is sick you’re a sick sick man
the real winner tonight is the pizza delivery guy who got to hand out pizza to famous actors…at the goddamn oscars
She bought 99 pizzas and offered it to everyone who attended. She’s Ellen of course she’d be awesome
Makes sense, and I figured but I was curious.
However it was funny to see her hit up people for cash for the pizza.
I wonder if Ellen ordered enough pizze for everyone, or for whoever was in the first few rows…